Lonely on LI


rojerk:

hahaha

Bumping for more like this.

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sandyurethra:

Lol annoying my grandma all day (Taken with instagram)

Taken with instagram

Rob, you’re better than this….


Driving with my future kids

  • Female Child: Dad, do we have to listen to Lady Gaga.
  • Me: Yes.
  • Male Child: But we don't even like her.
  • Me: *pulls over* Jo. Yüyi. Get out.
  • Dan: Looks like I taught them right.
Via Robert Triscoli

So, we’ve all heard that the European settlers made some Indians sick before “driving them back and killing them all off”.

It was actually somewhat the other way around though. Less than 5 years after the pilgrims made landfall in Massachusetts 96% of the Native American population had already died out. In the years before a sailor went up the East coast described it as heavily populated and so full of bonfires you could smell the smoke from hundreds of miles out.


The actual estimated population of the land that would come to encompass North America was nearly 100 million(whereas Europe’s entire population at the time was in the neighborhood of 70 million). As the plague swept across the nation there was about a 90% mortality rate. So where we teach all of our kids in school that we won because of superior technology and better culture the reality is that the only reason the Indians fell as quickly as they did is because in the early periods of Industrial Era Europe the streets would be covered in crap(literally) and people would live in such close quarters that it was a biological imperative to have a strong immune system.

Basically, it’s the not the culture or the tech that made taking down the Indians so easy, but the fact that we were a society of chimps playing and working in nothing but our own crap and industrial fumes.

Want to learn more awesome facts about early America?



mathaniel:

This guy was told by his Homeowners Association that he couldn’t fly the American flag in his front yard.

That’s weird, normally a homeowner’s association wouldn’t have any issue with a flag. That and this guy’s gonna get find the fuck out the ass for painting his house like that.



sandyurethra:

daaniieliitooh:

wat the fck

pls

GODDAMNIT DONALD HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU STAY OUT OF THE FUCKING EMPORIUM THIS SHIT COSTS MONEY AND YOUR STUPID ASS KNOCKS SHIT OVER ALL THE GODDAMN TIME JUST BECAUSE YOU AREN’T MICKEY MOUSE!



sandyurethra:

tyleroakley:

comeonacone:

theepichumor:

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SAME GIRL WHO POSTED

MIRANDA.

no mcdonalds for you

well how about you go back to africa.

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if you arent into the things i post and you’re still following me

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Via Swept Under the Rug
  • Family: take a beautiful picture of these boats
  • Me: well landscapes aren't my specialty
  • Family: oh so what? You'll wanna be a wedding photographer and stuff?
  • Me: No.
  • Daniel: People can get married to boats now? I guess the Republicans were right about the gays...
Via Robert Triscoli

Wanna try something cool?

Put an earbud facing inwards on either side of your lips(just on the cusp of in your mouth), play a song with a wicked non-vocal, skip to it and mouth words with the earbuds still in the sides of your mouth.


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