Lonely on LI

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

expertcosmotips:

sdoctmd:

expertcosmotips:

if you’re planning on being dom, you’d better dom him like you were sony and he was microsoft

& make sure nintendo isn’t going to spoil your fun. put them a few rooms away, like the nintendo conference center in Japan

at least nintendo would probably listen to you and stick with what you like  instead of not caring about you