Lonely on LI


catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.



butimthevillain:

brolinapproved:

catchaglimpseofalleble:

nikkysclit:

Can you not?

AHG, I fucked this up!

omfg I’ve seen the high school musical post about 15 times and I’ve never understood why it had so many notes. Now I finally understand

WHY WOULD YOU NOT REBLOG BOTH PARTS DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO FIND THIS?!?!?!

(Source: doctor-in-a-policebox)


sammybitchfacewinchester:

fricken-nuggets:

fricken-nuggets:

Whats red and bad for your teeth?

a brick

well you’re not wrong

Via SAND IN THE POTATO SALAD




  • Hawke: Okay Inquisitor I'm here to help clean up your mess.
  • Inquisitor: Actually, I'm doing alright -
  • Hawke: I'm always cleaning up other peoples' messes. Can't you people take care of your own problems for once?
  • Inquisitor: Well I have this glowing hand that -
  • Hawke: But I can only help until dinner time. I've got a date with Anders.
  • Inquisitor:
  • Hawke: We're toppling an oppressive religious institution.
  • Inquisitor:
  • Hawke: It's kind of our thing.
Via Rikonius' Untitled Tumblr

katiebishop:

"what on earth could untangle this disaster?"
"um, you??? that’s why i called???"
hawkeye #006


Via Rikonius' Untitled Tumblr



voidbat:

lycoteuthis:

learning internet friends’ real names is always surprisingly disappointing

like what do you mean your real name is “luis” not “thunderfuck mcpickuptruck”

my real name is bat.

that is nowhere near as cool as thunderfuck mcpickuptruck.

(Source: blowjobs-from-xenomorphs)

Via Rikonius' Untitled Tumblr

persephone977:

herwhisperisthe-jyp:

i had a dream that i was walking around in a shirt with stalks of corn all over it and somebody was like “wtf are u wearing?” and i said “it’s a crop top” i laughed so hard that i woke up

Dreams from the Corn Maiden…

Via Rikonius' Untitled Tumblr
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