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queen-mihai:

dontmeantobepoliticalbut:

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And don’t think your situation is going to be “so sad that it’ll pull on their heartstrings” and make some insurance company do the right thing.

Unfortunately they’ve heard it all before. They’re desensitized and it’s just going to sound like whining. Maybe, just maybe, people in the US shouldn’t NEED to rely on their heartstrings to get medical care.

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cipheramnesia:

anais-ninja-bitch:

cipheramnesia:

froginakettle:

froginakettle:

most of the talk on this website about Game Changer is how Sam Reich psychologically tortures his contestants, but I want to make it clear to the uninitiated that he’s actually extremely ethical about it

He sends out a company wide email and asks them to choose episodes based on a chili pepper rating system

meaning he doesn’t put 🌶️🌶️ people into 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ episodes

they’re also big on consent ie cast and crew have to be okay with it before they’ll do nudity or something like that in an episode

it’s like the bdsm of psychological torture. safe, sane, and consensual.

the contestants know what they’re getting into, and they’re full down

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Brennan Lee Mulligan is enrichment for Sam Reich

it’s a very efficient system

Kind of a dog heaven is squirrel hell situation

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princecroutons:

princecroutons:

imagine you’re some guy and you’re going through the woods one day and you stumble upon a house and the people who live there just give you free food and eventually let you inside and it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before and the people are so nice and loving towards you and then one day they decide to never let you leave again, steal your balls, and give you a stupid fucking hair cut

my name is croutons and this is my story

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unashamedly-enthusiastic:

hadeantaiga:

jimmyfury:

whatsallthisnow:

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

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Fun fact! We don’t actually know that’s what the Pacific ocean looks like because we can’t get imaging deep enough to actually check. This model is simply assuming the ocean floor is there due to projections based on the bits we can get to. And I think that’s fun.

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We’ve known what the floor of the pacific looks like for decades.

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This is from a nat geo in 1969. We’ve done sonar imaging of the two deepest points in the Marianas Trench and sent multiple exploration vehicles into the trench. James Cameron has sent exploration vehicles into the marianas trench ffs. If we can explore the deepest trench in the pacific then we can get imaging of the rest of it.

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Y’all really just get on tumblr dot com see a post and go “I think I will lie today.” don’t ya.

ALSO

The original image?

That’s now what the Earth would look like without water.

That map up there has extreme vertical exaggeration added to it.

Now look at this diagram:

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You see this? You see how smooth it is? You see how you can barely even see the continents?

Continental crust is upwards of 40km thick. You see the upper mantle/aesthenosphere? That’s 660km. You think 40km is gonna look like ANYTHING compared to that?

It doesn’t.

Yeah. The Earth is fucking big and continents and mountains are piddly and small compared to the diameter of the Earth.

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toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account:

hey since it’s coming up again: no it’s not a good thing that the government wants to ban tiktok. no you should not be glad that the government might ban tiktok. no you should not respond to this with “good riddance” or “hurry up I hate that app”. I should not have to explain this to you but the government banning a social media app is still a bad thing even if you don’t like the UI or booktok or having to say “unalive” or how you think it’s killing the very notion of attention spans. It’s still bad. It’s bad.

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everythingfox:

To be an otter swimming in a river

(Source: instagram.com)

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baddywronglegs:

galadriel1010:

rapidashrider:

galadriel1010:

baddywronglegs:

lottiefairchildbranwell:

galadriel1010:

My brother refuses to get Tumblr, which is a tragedy because this is the complete fucking nonsense they have sent me today alone, and I think Tumblr would appreciate them more than I do.


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Edit to add poll.

Should my brother join Tumblr?

They belong here

They are your problem, Gala, you keep them

This answer will not be elaborated on in a court order

See Results

Their response:

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Baddy Wrong Legs: No, I check up on your Tumblr to see what I've done this time Galadriel1010: Will you please just get Tumblr Baddy Wrong Legs: Gala, you know when you go to the zoo you know, despite all that it might be fun to be around them, that it's actually a bad idea to take a family of meerkats home? I will engage with Tumblr from the marked area behind the safety glass. Galadriel1010: BWL, how are you not aware that you are an escaped meerkat? Baddy Wrong Legs: THEY'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE Galadriel1010: MeerkatALT

*sigh*

Self-portrait of the autist as a meerkatALT

Well, I hope you’re happy.
The worst I can be is a disappointment, the best I can be is your problem now.

How it started

How it’s going:


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THEY’RE YOUR BROTHER??!!!?!!????!!!!!!

Yes, and I cannot tell you how glad I am that they didn’t just send me that question at 8am like they would have pre-Tumblr. I used to wake up to this bullshit every day.

You’re right, I didn’t.

It was half 12.


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shopwitchvamp:

dee-the-red-witch:

ash-the-tiefling:

pogaytosalad:

luisonte:

La virgen…

A wizard in real life

THIS IS WHY CLOWN MAGIC IS REAL MAGIC AND SHOULD BE TAUGHT AT THE WIZARD COLLEGES LIKE EVERY OTHER CLASS INCLUDING NECROMANCY @wizard-council-bureaucrat

WE ARE NOT LETTING THE CLOWNS INTO THE WIZARD COLLEGES. DO YOU WANT THEM CROSS-TRAINING IN NECROMANCY? AGAIN?

god forbid clowns do anything 🙄

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elfhawk3:

dizzyghoast:

lizardsfromspace:

Still in awe of how well the D&D movie mimicked the feeling of D&D without doing anything as tediously literal as a “sitting around the table” framing device. The way some characters have names that sound like names a DM improvised on the spot, the sudden appearance and disappearance of a overpowered DM NPC for a single dungeon, the way they used the fact that characters can plausibly just mess up for no clear reason to escalate action scenes…that was cinema

my personal headcanon about Honor Among Thieves is that Xenk isn’t actually a DM NPC, but a temporary party member played by the same person who played Sofina in the flashback party! He’s super cool and overpowered because they only had a few weeks off work that they could play and the DM wanted them to be able to do cool stuff.

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computationalcalculator:

tothechaos:

me trying to convince myself that the whole spectrum of human emotions is a good and necessary thing to feel even if its not comfortable while im actively experiencing emotions that make me feel like my bones are being dissolved in acid

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